LOST - Mother and Father |
Gloria and Dennis Cooper - last seen in the St Leonards area, Summer 1975.
You left me behind, but I understand now and I've been really good and done well for myself and if you come back I won't be angry with you. Reward!! |
CARS FOR SALE |
1976 Austin Allegro. no tax or mot needed for this classic vehicle. (will need tractor) |
Software 4 Sale!! |
microsoft xp, adobe photoshop 7.5, dreamweaver mx, mac osx, director 11 and many more - full cd roms £10 each - unwanted xmas presents. |
Family Pet Dog |
Free to a (good) home. Alsation / Pitbull / Wolf(hound?) cross. Fully trained, extremely efficient guard dog, not so good with children, old people, females, other dogs or especially other pets. Wonderful companion. |
Would Like 2 Meet |
Introverted loner, some have called ugly, would like to meet open-minded, easy-going attractive, solvent blonde lady under 47 and 5ft 5 inches, possibly visually impaired. GSOH not necessary |
Driving Lessons |
user error driving lessons with editor in chief Angelo del Fuego - excellent for the incompetent. guarenteed pass (at some stage). |
* W a n t e d * |
Stuff about war. Guns, Knives, weapons generally, ammo, uniform, medals, looted booty, magazines, comics, videos, games, explosives, vehicles - Collector will collect. |
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Massive Carboot Sale |
Bargains galore to be had for buyers and sellers - 2pm sharp! |
Husband's Pornography Collection |
Huge collection of porn. Magazines, dvds and videos, collected over many years - recently discovered in shed - £75 |
For Sale :: Christmas Tree |
Get ready for next Christmas now! rarely used Xmas tree, complete with decorations and lights (not plugged in) £25 |
Train numbers for sale |
Marriage forces sale of much sought after train number collection. Mostly out of midlands stations from early '70's to 2003. |
Beautiful Family House |
4 Beds, en-suite bathroomette, 'Kitchen'/diner, open fire heating, mature garden, garage/shed, no chain - may need some work for MOT - phone Ronnie at The Rose and Crown |
girlfriend |
Would someone like to go shopping with my girlfriend while I watch? high street, supermarket, b & q etc, genuine reason which I can't go into here. |
Office Junior Required |
Full time plus overtime(paid at undertime rate) Duties include tea-making, filing, typing, taking dictation, shorthand, reception and switchboard, HR, basic accountancy,
pc and network maintenance, fault-finding, fact-finding, brainstorming, C++, ASP and Coldfusion programming, Oracle database administrator (9+ years experience) SQL, Flash, Photoshop, 3D Studio Max, Lotus Notes, Full driving Licence, non smoker, plumbing experience would be a plus £12,500 per annum - Woodside District Council is an equal opportunities employer. |
FOR SALE |
Large chest.bed and french dresser - will split. Suitable for open-minded male. |
Weapons of Mass Distruction |
Unused, boxed with full operating instructions and manuals. Buyer collects. |
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Table Tennis Table |
Can be used as spare double bed, with mattress not supplied, net should be removed before use £15. |
French Lessons |
Beginners and advanced pupils. Also Greek. |
Happy 30th Birthday Frank |
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Keep smiling boy! |
Fully grown kitten for sale |
very large male cat - black/brown/white - better than it sounds. will make a good pet for someone who is very keen on cats large kittens. (one ear slightly missing) |
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