Currently residing in the 'Where are they now?' file

Ali MacGraw - Bass Guitar

Tough talking Scot with a reputation for straight-talking that borders on outright aggression.

Often AWOL during recording sessions, a tape op would be sent to the nearest boozer to find the errant 4-stringer propping up the bar and insulting whoever was unfortunate enough to enter his radar - women and children were not immune to his savage tongue.

Bitter and Twisted was not just this favourite tipple it was his trademark. Lost but not forgiven.

Ronnie Hodgkinson - Lead Guitar and Engineer

Revelling in his reputation as the "Most Hated Person in the Music Industry", Hodgkinson was determined to go one louder and become the "Most Hated Person in any Industry"

Hodgkinson managed to match a talent for being disliked with a lack of talent for almost everything else. Involved with the Noble Grape only due to an unfortunate blackmail incident, Hodgson demonstrated a lack of understanding for rhythm, timing, tuning and taste.

Last seen serving community service in Hackney following a failed mugging attempt on a blind female veteran who fought him off with a rolled up copy of the Evening Standard.

Marcus Skelton - Vocals, guitars, piano and human beatbox

Rotund figure-of-fun, Skelton was the "brains" behind the whole Noble Grape debacle. Good natured and dim-witted Skeltone often found himself at odds with his band-mates for failing to pay them on time, not making enough tea, often enough, neglecting to provide pizza to order or just 'for behaving cuntishly'.

Skelington for his part got his own back by 'singing' and endlessly repeating the same tired stories over and over and over and over until everyone died of old age.

Currently CEO of Woodside District Council's notorious Parking and Immigration Department.

From the dawn of civilization man has turned for inspiration to mind expanding vegetation. Cometh the hour, cometh the man or wo man as the case may be...