Dear user error...
"I have always been a keen motor enthusiast and consider myself something of an expert on cars. I have owned my beautiful algae green Lada 850L for 10 years and she's a powerful little beast. However, when I recently took a photo of my car to work, my colleagues were somewhat less than complimentary even going so far as to question my sexual persuasion!
I'm not confused about my preferences in the least but wonder whether your makeover experts could come up with any ideas to make my lovely Lada look a bit harder?"