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It's possible that one or two regular readers will have noticed that user error has not been updated for a year or so. This unfortunate oversight has been caused by Nigel going home with the stationary cupboard key. Nigel has now happily returned from his round-the-world trip and located the key which was in fact in his desk drawer. Regular updates can now continue - we thank you for your patience.

This month in user error...

Amazing Animal Adventures
When Janet Stout killed her cat (accidentally) she didn't expect it to find it's way home - just like in that Disney film with the the cat and two dogs - 'Fantastic Voyage' - or was that the one with the miniature Raquel Welsh? Barnes Thimbleton reports. More...

Learn to drive the user error way!
...or buy a house, get a job, hire a car, find a better girl-friend, rent a horse, buy some golf clubs you'll never use, get some dodgy mags - user error proudly presents classified advertisements! More...

Makeover SOS in the Garden
user error jumps the bandwagon of Changing Rooms etc... to rescue Dr Lindsay Heatherstone's ghastly B&Q shed. Frankly it doesn't make for a very interesting front page, but trust us, once our top interweb design guru, Joshua Sandpit, gets a hold of it, awards will be flying our way and no mistake! More...