Dear user error...
"I'm rather small-minded and consequently it's important to me that my garden shed is superior to that of any of my neighbour's. Although I'm rather well-orf I don't really like spending my money, as my wife and children will testify.
Would you please fix it for me to have a garden shed that I can be proud of and more importantly make the neighbour's jealous?
I spend rather a lot of time in my shed these days and I would like it to reflect the beauty and tranquility of the marvelous countryside of East Sussex because sadly I live in Kent."